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Famous yet dysfunctional (like Mel Gibson).
This just in: the Australian Opera is piping its own orchestra into its theatre, for performances of Erich Korngold’s Die Tote Stadt.

Apparently, the cramped pit of Sydney’s famous yet dysfunctional opera house can’t accommodate an orchestra of the required size. So the musicians will be in a studio next door, and their performance will be heard through the auditorium’s sound system.


It occurs to me that it might have made more sense to acknowledge the limitations of the available space – and not even attempt to do an opera that doesn’t fit in the theatre. Yet I also think there’s something inspiring in this technological leap forward. Perhaps, in the not-too-distant future, this approach to staging opera might develop in exciting new directions.

So let’s imagine a future production of Don Giovanni in Sydney – as seen through the eyes of a last-minute replacement conductor who’s just flown in for the opening night. Our maestro arrives at the theatre, shortly before the performance is to begin. Yet he finds no one backstage except for an assistant stage manager.

“Where’s my orchestra?” he asks in dismay.

“Maestro,” the ASM replies, “they’re all in an aircraft hangar on the other side of town, ready for your downbeat. They’ll see you on a television screen, and you’ll hear them through loudspeakers in the hall.”

“But why do you need to do that?” the conductor inquires. “Surely you could fit a Mozart-sized orchestra into the pit!”

“That’s true, Maestro,” the ASM acknowledges, “but the acoustics in the hangar are much better.”

“And where’s my chorus? Are they somewhere else in Sydney?”

“They’re somewhere else – but not in Sydney. We had to hire a chorus in Perth, because our own chorus was double-booked to perform in a virtual concert in Tokyo. Of course, they didn’t actually go to Tokyo. They’ll be right here, singing Beethoven’s Ninth in a rehearsal room, while you’re conducting Don Giovanni.”

“What about the cast?”

“They’re all holographic projections. Our Don Giovanni is in New York, Leporello is in Milan, Donna Elvira is in Buenos Aires, and I believe Masetto is somewhere in the Scottish Highlands.”

“Do you really think this is going to work?”

“It should. The sword-fight is a bit tricky, because the Don and the Commendatore can’t actually see each other. And we had a problem in rehearsal because our Leporello got the time-difference between Europe and Sydney wrong. So his entry in the Catalogue Aria was an hour late. But I’m told that’s all been sorted out.”

“And what about the scenery?”

“It’s all computer-generated projections, done by a special-effects company out of Los Angeles.”

“So I suppose I’m the only thing in this entire production that’s actually present in the theatre?”

“Not quite, Maestro. We do have a statue.”


© Colin Eatock 2012
 


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peter
07/08/2012 05:50

The problems with the orchestra pit in the opera theatre of the Sydney Opera House are not only its small size. Its design means that the acoustics for the musicians working in it are simply appalling, with the decibel level of the sound being louder than if they were standing beside a 747 jet on take-off. Ear-muffs would be one (not very good) solution, but this is not a solution for musicians.

As usual, celebrity architects are great with the eye and the body (how their buildings look and how we relate to their spaces as we move through them), but not with the ear. Architects invariably forget to design the sound of their buildings. (Think of all the glass and chrome restaurants we have seen these last 30 years, all with appalling acoustics for customers and staff alike.)

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