Why pay for clichés when you can get them for free? The Automatic Classical Music Programme Note Generator is an easy-to-use alternative to paying some fusty old pedant to write boring programme notes for your upcoming concert.
You’ll find everything you need: overblown praise, dubious historical anecdotes, a dash of theoretical gobbledygook, and even an authoritative endorsement. Just click the Refresh button until you find a suitable version!
I thank the computer-savvy Don Hutton for his technical assistance in realizing my long-cherished dream of adding more nonsense to the internet.
© Colin Eatock 2014