Why pay for clichés when you can get them for free? The Automatic Classical Music Programme Note Generator is an easy-to-use alternative to paying some fusty old pedant to write boring programme notes for your upcoming concert.
I thank the computer-savvy Don Hutton for his technical assistance in realizing my long-cherished dream of adding more nonsense to the internet. (It doesn’t have enough.)
© Colin Eatock 2014